Characters: William

William is Miss

 Simian's snitch. He

 spies on his

 classmates and only

 ever speaks when

 whispering into Miss

 Simian's ear.

Characters: Leslie

Leslie is a delicate,

 gentle flower-boy who

 plays the flute in the

 school band.

Characters: Juke

Juke the ghetto-

blaster is a foreign

 exchange student.

 Nobody understands

 a word he says

 because he only

 speaks in "beatbox."

Characters: Teri

Teri is always worried

 about being sick. She

 spends most of her

 time at the nurse's

 office.

Characters: Carrie

Carrie is a depressed,

 deadbeat ghost. Like

 most emo kids, she

 enjoys being

 miserable.

Characters: Bobert

Bobert is a true robot-

dork. He is by far the

 smartest kid in class

 and is Miss Simian's

 self-appointed

 teacher's pet.

Characters: Ocho

Ocho is a small but

 tough 8-bit spider.

 He's a nice guy, as

 long as you stay on

 his good side.